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Halloween was even MORE fun.

Ex-Roommate, Rally Edition came to my house to trick-or-treat. So, I offered them candy and water. Then they offered to take me to a local haunted house.

Yep.

Sooooooooooooooo....... we went to a haunted house.....but it wasn't a REAL haunted house. It was a haunted house that was an offshoot of a strip club.

Yes..... Welcome To Las Vegas.

There was a haunted house with chicks with BOOBIES!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY BOOBIES!!!

There were two fantastic parts about the boobie haunted house. One was that we met other people while waiting in line.

One was Catalina, Glen, and Krista. They were in front of us in line. I put many quarters down Krista's outfit with my teeth. She was a "naughty nurse" and Glen was a proctologist and Catalina was a person with a "butt"..... heeehee... she had a fake butt. But it was all butt. She was all kinds of butt. (just wanted to say "butt" a few times.)

And I showed off my boobs. Yep. Don't tell Betrothed. But Yeah.... boobs EVERYWHERE!!!

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Ok, so I wrote the above while I was drunk, and now I'm writing the rest not drunk. And not hungover thanks to RU-21. I'm not sloppy hungover, but I'm not right in the head either. My balance is a little off.

Yesterday was a lot of fun. I got to hang out with Ex-roommate, rally edition. Even after the boobie haunted house. We got to talk like we used to while his boyfriend fell asleep on my couch. (Him's not used to late hours like the rest of us.)

Oh, but as for the boobie haunted house. It was great. I was too drunk for anything jumping out at me to scare me. Plus, I walked in first, so the folks working there used me as a signal to jump, so ex-RRE's boyfriend got most of the scare.

HOWEVER, there was one guy that jumped out to go "RAAA!!!" And I looked at him and said, "Andy?? (gasp) ANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDYANDY!!!" and hugged him. We used to work together at a casino here. We hung out a bunch. He's a really sweet guy. And he's now a swing shift DJ at the strip club that the haunted house was attached to.

That was just so cool. I've really missed him. I'm glad I got to see him.

Ick.. I'm still not feeling right. But, yesterday was perfect. I got to give out candy, I got to hang out and do stuff with my friends, we made new friends in line to see boobies, I got srunk, and though I missed my online playdate with Emu, I got to see boobies. :D Great day.

going to lay down now...

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