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Holy COW! I'm drunk. Not DRUNK drunk, but drunk enough to see double. That's always nice. Though, I would like to see less than double. It just makes driving easier, really. I went with a couple girls from work to see an outdoor jazz festival. (I swear we must have been lesbians in another life.) Anyway, it was great............except for the hour that I was passed out on the ground. There was a point that it couldn't have been past 9 o'clock, and then all of a sudden it was midnight. I'm sure it was a good time. It was a little funky. I brought a bottle of champagne and a bottle of chardonnay, the lady that drove brought two bottles of pinot grigio and another one brough white zin. Well, have a bottle of white zin was left when we got back to our meeting point. Then my dearest love of my life, when I called him to tell him "I'm fine." he said he was hungry. So we went and ate. Which, I'm sure, helped soak up the alcohol in my system to which I contributed more. My head hurts a little bit. I can't imagine why. OH!!! and me and BRE and RRE signed up for divomg lessons. I mean, I signed up RRE while he was out of town because I am very clever, and I think I might have him decided to actually take the course. Since BRE and I are getting married in Hawaii, what better time to go SCUBA-ing, si? But, all in all, buying all the crap TO SCUBA sucks. But, by golly, we'll be certified to dive. Speaking of diving, our instructor is kinda hot. STUPID!! but hot. I can't explain to you how stupid he is. He better know a FUCKOFALOT of stuff about diving. Though, we went in to buy masks and snorkles and the guy who sold them to us was pretty stupid, so we're a little worried about how stupid deep sea diving will make us. Ah, well. My head hurts and I shall be going now. OH! but I will say that all my friends suck right now. I've been stood up twice kinda. One forreal stood up, good thing I had something to read, and the other just decided he was too tired. I'm not saying I haven't done it to them in past time, but goddammit, I'm practically married. I need outlets, goddamit. :D 0 Funnies Left So Far
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