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Ok... so ya'll remember the e-mails I wrote to Jim Gaffigan? (If not, click "older" and go to the "JimGaffigan Dot Com" one and read it, then come back.... go! I'll wait... (da da..dee....humm...do dooop.. wop..oh good, you're back..) Funny, yes? So, here's the rest of that story... *************** Fizgig Thanks JIm Isn't that some shit? I won't even START on how he didn't put the parenthesis around "FizGig.", he didn't capitalize the first "g" AND he didn't put the period before the last parenthesis....oh.. I guess I did start on it... AND ALSO!!! he didn't even BOTHER with spell check! He's flattered that I wuh-nat to open for him? Well he's wuh-RONG. But, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure he can capitalize the "I" in HIS name... Pfffff... stupid jerk. He'll be sorry, you'll see. But, I did have to jab him again... *********************************** Is it because I'm black? It's ok if it is, I just think I have the right to know. Heh... he hasn't answered that. I did get put on his mailing list, and he sent an e-mail on May 1 saying how it's his daughter's first birthday. And, why, yes, May 2 IS my birthday... So, I sent this back... **************************** Happy birthday to your daughter! For her birthday, I'm going to officially Also, the more likely you are to get your new album on iTunes, the more Right... in conclusion, Happy Birthday, young Gaffigan!! ******************** Yep.. don't really know where I was going with that... the Halle Barry thing is because he talks about her in his act. I think I want to see how far I have to go to get him to send me an e-mail saying, "STOP....please, stop." I wonder if he's blocked my e-mail address altogether? Do you think it's because I'm black? I mean, it's ok if you do, but I think I have the right to know... But, yeah...he'll see.... I also sent a letter to Mr. Gaffigan's agent letting him know that he should "book for two"... but the e-mail really isn't that special... Anyway, no longer a victim to my fear of rejection, I pushed the cursor along again. I couldn't actually find Robin Williams' e-mail address (if you can, let me know... I may be able to hook you up with some butterscotch candies), so I went with the next best thing... The self-proclaimed Funniest Man In America, Mr. James Gregory...and he *is* funny too. He's a down home boy who finds things funny. So, here those are... ********************* Dear Mr. Gregory, ****************** I didn't get a reply from Mr. Gregory himself, but I did get a response the very next day from his (PA? agent? e-mail handler?). He was much nicer than that Gaffigan fellow. His e-mail went something like this... ******************* Dear Christie, Thank you for your note to James Gregory. Keep working hard at your craft and you will be fine. James likes to work with opening acts that he has known for many, many years. Right now, he rotates 3-4 different opening acts throughout the year. Good luck and keep up the hard work. Kindest regards, Lenny Sisselman ************************ I went ahead and posted his info because I figured if he entrusts me with is, he trusts the world with it. So, if you're in Tennessee, maybe you can give him a holla... So, I thought this was a really nice e-mail, so I told him so.... ************************ Lenny, And never letting anyone else have the last word, that scamp... ********************* You got it! ********************** The only problem I see, is that I think these people think I'm serious. $1000 a DAY?? Am I nuts? I mean, sure, eventually, but to START? heh. I think if I ever meet either of them, I'll have to ask if they thought I was serious. I wonder if they'll play it off cool. But that BOTHERS me. If they think I'm serious, then I'm a lot better at this letter writing thing than I thought!!! I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out I'm normal! Well, "normal." So, that's where I stand with the Jimbos's. This is going to work eventually. I can feel it. 0 Funnies Left So Far
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