2002-09-29 ~ 8:19 a.m.

HOT SEX NOW!

Wow. Mass e-mailers are just getting sneakier all the time. Ok, first I have to admit my bohemian way of thinking.... I have a bohemian way of thinking. There.

So, this email was titled "Want to be a champ in the sack?" and I thought, "HEY!! *I* want to be a champ in the sack!"

So I opened it.

I figured I would find some sort of advertisement for some "device" or pill or something of that nature. Maybe even a porn site. (I'll note here that I don't go to porn sites, but I think by this point no one would believe me.)

Ok, so the point is, I opened it, and guess what it was.

Go on. Guess.

No.

No..

Nope, not that either.

It was an advertisement for HOME LOANS!

HOME LOANS!! Those sneaky bastards.

I should have figured. I mean, The Boyfriend is a loan officer, and he is constantly calling me a champ in the sack.

I just hadn't realized that was their new advertising campaign.

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