2002-05-22 ~ 9:36 a.m.

Who's yo' dealer.

Situation set-up:

Really drunk guy (his name was Jon pronounced /yawn/.....fitting). Tried to unnerve me with his drunkeness and his obvious prowess to regularly annoy dealers, blesshisheart. After realizing that I was the intellectual superior, he started talking to this other guy at the table. He said to the guy, "So, you want some drinks?"

Guy looked at him, annoyed, but trying to be polite and said, "No."

Jon said, "You want some girls?"

Before the guy answered, I looked at the guy and said,

"Because........he could be one for you."

(sigh) I love being me sometimes.

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