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Soooo...

Since I work at a rather large and world-renowned hotel slash casino, we get a few big names there.

We also get a few unknowns who have a biiiiiiiiiiiig buttload of cash. There was one in particular that I notice because he's known to date Nicole Kidman...

Story of Dude that's dating Nicole Kidman.

Anyway, he was in the other night. I saw him walk through, he had a young lady on his arm. In my head, I was all, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... he's supposed to dating Nicole Kidman...... I'll be sure to blow that whole story on my diary........... HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! THAT'S NICOLE KIDMAN!!!! OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD!!!!"

And she's adorable even in jeans and a sweater.

Yeah, that's right. I saw Nicole Kidman not 10 feet from me. Who wants to touch me?

I SAID, "WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!"

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