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Designed by Kris 'Destral' Wilke at Destral.net

I am going on an impromptu vacation. WHY am I going on an impromptu vacation? Well, my dear, dear friends, because I am all full of crazy.

It seems to my Betrothed, Rally Edition that I am crazy and irritable because we haven't spent enough time having fun. We've just spent a lot of time worried and stressed from this whole silly "wedding" thing. Also, his fun and my fun aren't (his word, I swear to GOD) co-fun-itating.

So, we're going to go co-fun-itate. We're going to Mesquite, NV, just a little skip from our Vegas home and stay in one of the two resorts out there. They have unbelievable packages on weekdays. 2 nights for 2 people to either have a round of golf or a 60 minute massage (or you can choose other spa choices) all for $119. That is NOT each, my friend, that's for both, and that's a DEAL.

So, we're going into work tonight, signing the E.O. list (that's "early out" for ya'll not down with the lingo) hope to get out early, then we're going to be on our way to Mesquite for a night of silly drunkenness and throwing money around casino tables like rock stars. (Yes, I know I work at a casino and that I already know it's stupid, but I still wanna.) and tomorrow.... 60 minute massage and then a body wrap. Cause I've never had one. And probably crazy monkey sex after that. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

And then I should have a better outlook on life.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

And no worries if I have plans with you on Friday, as I should be back Thursday.

Cheers! Don't wait up for me.

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