2007-12-10 ~ 5:23 a.m.

Kiss My Ass, English Peoples!

When I was a naive teenager, I loved English. I LOVED English. I loved the accent, the guys, the humour (see? I even spell it their way!) I mean, my life's purpose at that time was to make my way to jolly ol' England. I didn't have a plan for when I got there, but I knew that's where I wanted to go.

As it turned out, when I got to England, I stayed at the hotel closest to the airport and caught the next plane out, which was just fine because by the time I got to England (last year) I had really lost my taste for the English folk.

In my 9 years of being a casino dealer, I've met a lot of everyone. During that time, the English kicked the pedestal out from under themselves. I mean, as it turns out, EVERYONE is as much of a jackass as anyone else, though Europeans (English and otherwise) do have a special brand of jack assiness.

I mean, for one, hardly any of them tip, which, if you work for tips, makes it really hard to not hate them. And for another, they are everything they accuse us of being-rude with annoying senses of entitlement...and other stuff that I can't think of right now...

Anyway, what I'm saying is I no longer fantasized of a "proper" speaking Englishman who is 4000th in line for the crown. (No, really, there are people there who figure out what place they are in line for the crown forreal...) But I would be fairly civil to the English folk when they were at my table...even the dumb bitch who didn't tip even after I saved her purse from being snatched. ok..whatever...

But after yesterday, I have NO tolerance for English people. I'm surprised I'm even still capitalizing "English". Here's what these motherfuckers did...

(And, yeah, I know not ALL of them did this, but if WE were to do this in THEIR country, I'm pretty sure it would start an embargo of American goods...)

Ok... this weekend there were a LOT of the British (and I'm calling them "British" now because they HATE that. No, I don't know why,) here for the Mayweather/Hatton fight.

Cut to the chase... when England's national anthem played, the Americans did as you would expect people to do when another country's anthem is being played... you kinda sit there and try to figure out the words and then politely clap at the end...

When the American national anthem played, those mother fucking pieces of shit cuntitty cunts BOOED! They BOOED!!! They came to OUR country, used our amenities, screwed OUR prostitutes, ate our food, drank our wine and BOOED our national anthem. Can you imagine if that happened anywhere else?

Brits got NO love from Chris today. Or tomorrow. I'm still pretty pissed about it.

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