2006-12-08 ~ 2:48 p.m.

Peanut Butter Fudge, Peanut Butter Fudge, Peanut Butter Fudge With A Water On The Side

Alright. The dinner wasn't sooo bad. Well, let me take that back, the dinner was bad, but the experience itself wasn't as annoying as it could have been.

The Hubby's aunt and uncle were in town mostly just to go to the National Finals Rodeo (cause they're "like that"), so they were in a hurry to get going. Most everyone's gifts were gift cards, so the present opening process was pretty speedy, and the picture taking thing, certainly the most torturous part, also went by fairly quickly.

I did none of the cooking, which is why I can say that the food was tasteless......hah! But I did do the cleaning up, which is totally not like me, but it was either that or (not) get involved in a discussion on bill payer services. Yep, their family is nothing if not really boring-(don't worry, the hubby rarely reads this..)- but give me an embarrassingly drunken aunt anyday.

As it is... I believe I have a future in drunken aunt-edness. Provided that my sister-in-law can start spittin' some out.

Speaking of spittin' kids out..... I have a friend who's a lesbian. And, in true lesbian fashion, met a girl and fell madly in love. I believe it was 2 months in, they were moved in and calling everything "ours" and each other "wifey". Alright, it wasn't 2 months in, but it was really close. Maybe 4? Personally, I thought this was a little (lot) fast, but I've been assured by a recovering committed lesbian that this is normal lesbian behaviour. Them bitches love to nest.

So, here's the thing, (And, I've already talked it over with her and I've said what I had to say and I love her and support her decision, but this is my diary, goddammit, and it's the wackiest frickin' thing that I must share with the world-and by "world" I mean "4 people that I don't really know.") The two, after getting officially engaged maybe a month ago, have decided to have children. They each want to have a child. They have decided to use a dude that they know as the sperm donor, since the dude has a wife who no longer wants kids, but apparently a good looking dude, so it would be "fun" to see what his kids would turn out like.

Of course they're going to have all appropriate documents filled out so that he can claim no rights, my friend is a lawyer..

Anyway, I found that kinda.....weird. But they would prefer to be spermified by someone they know so that they are confident with medical history of the person. (Because even though anonymous sperm donors do fill out paperwork, there's always the possibility of them lying or even not being aware of a family medical problem.) So I kinda understand that.

But, that wasn't the wacky part. The wacky part is the Lesbians want to be pregnant at the SAME TIME!!!!!! I asked who was going to take care of them, and of course I got the "Oh, we'll take care of each other." That's when I officially started gagging.

So, I have bugged my friend, who I love and support completely, about this a few times, and she's assured me that they've thought this through. So I love them and support them completely.

BUT has no one ever explained the "miracle" of childbirth to them???? SWEET JESUS!!!

Heh, just kidding, my friend... I love and totally support you.

In other news, soooo... they found that serial killer on CSI, eh? That was fun. Think the miniature murder scenes will show up on eBay?

Hey, what's up with all my shows taking a December hiatus? What kind of bullshit is that? Back in the day, I could depend on my shows being there. What the hell happened to that? "Next time....in January"? It's not right. These actors have no respect for their fans anymore. All worried about "their" holidays, and wanting to spend time with "their" families... please.

Also, my comedy routine has blossomed absolutely nowhere towards fruition. Ah, life's regrets, I know you well. Only 30 more years for it to be my "lifelong" regret. I can wait.

I turned 30 in May, and I still have no grey hairs. I'M WAITIN', DAMN YOU!!! Have I mentioned how I can't wait to go grey? In my head, people will start respecting me more when I have grey. HAH!

Also, "10 Items Or Less" is a crap ass show. "My Boys" isn't as bad, but I have no use for it as I'm not a moving and shaking young female on the prowl for a boyfriend who can relate to "female on the prowl for a boyfriend" storylines. I do like Jim Gaffigan who plays the lead's married brother. He's going to perform at Mandalay Bay in April, and I've got tickets to see him. Weee!

In conclusion, I'm glad that my Christmas experience is over. The sucky Christmas experience, I mean. I am very excited to be able to drive around for the remainder of the month and look at the houses that you Christmas-aholics decorate. I really like that part of the holidays. It's almost like how I love fireworks.

We've already thrown our tree away. It died and needles were getting everywhere, and we did already have our Christmas "experience". So, now, we're in the market for a Charlie Brown tree because that would make The Hubby happy, and I've been doing too little to make The Hubby happy lately.

Also, peanut-butter fudge is good.

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