2005-03-21 ~ 12:30 p.m.

And Now For The Comedic Stylings Of Trey Monaghan

FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!

After I wrote my last entry, I thought to myself, "What if Trey does a search for himself, or has that thing enabled where if someone writes his name on a page, he gets an email saying someone said something about him and emails me." Would he be a dick? Or worse, would he not be a dick?

Let me just say that I am so very, very happy that I didn't turn off my diaryland email.

.......as follows.....

"Fuzzy-

Just wanted thank you for the nice things you said about all of us that you paid to see. Sorry you couldn't go up the other night, I would have loved to have seen what you had since you think all three of us were not that good. So, when do you think you can make it to the next open mic night with me so I can see your act. So you just email me back if you really have the balls to get up on stage and I will be there. Oh, by the way you won't have to pay to see my next show, it is at Tommy Rockers on the last Tuesday of this month so why don't you come down and open up for me and we will see how you do. Here it is I'm giving you a shot to put your ass on the line and prove that you are funnier then I. I guess I will have to wait and see since all you are is a faceless, nameless, web page. No hard feelings hope to here from you soon.

Trey Monaghan

ps
The other guys name is Craig Gass, and he said that the next time he see you on TV will be the first."

I'll say it again, "Fuckin' awesome."

That is the nicest "fuck you, you fucking bitch" letter I have ever gotten, and believe me, I've gotten a few. I just don't know what "he said that the next time he see (sic) you on TV will be the first" means. Be the first what? WHAT????? BAAAAGH!!!

I'm in the process of replying. And, no, I'm not being a dick. You know why I'm not being a dick? Because I don't have balls... HAHAHAH... But I'm going to be the biggest clitoris I can be. I'm not sure what that means yet, but I'm going to start using it.

"Get onstage if you have the clit to do it."

Mr. Trey, I do, indeed, have the clit to do it. And when I do it, you will be the 7th person I tell. I only ask one thing: I did not boo or heckle you, and I ask the same respect in return. You don't have to give me the same respect in return, it's just important that I ask for the same respect in return. (Though, feel free to ask the security guard if you can replace me.)

And I super apologize for not knowing Craig Gass's name, it just wasn't written anywhere, and I'm a learn by reading rather than hearing type.

In conclusion, YOU DON'T SCARE ME!!! I'm.....funny..... yeah... and and and... I know funny people... and stuff... and I'll be there... YEAH! I'll be there...at some point... and I will look you in the eye and say, "two guys walk into a bar."... and we'll see what you have to say about that.

Now, if only Norm would email me...

-To my husband, I will try my hardest to not use "ya know" as much anymore like I did in my last entry...but, ya know, I was tired.

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