2005-05-11 ~ 10:10 p.m.

Roll Model

Heh....You can't stop me now!!!! I'm uncontrollable!!

Have you heard of Torrid? It's the hot fat chick store. You'll hear about it in my set this week.

Anyway... I sent them an email letting them know that when the time comes, I'm going to be one of their models. Am I out of control?

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Email Address: "FizGig."@cox.net
Regarding: Human Resources
Message: I'm a fat girl and a comedian and I'm inquiring about working for Torrid. I haven't actually "made it" yet, but when I do, I will be submitting pictures for your approval. Anyway, after I make it, I'll also want to do a charity event. I was thinking I could travel to the Torrid's across the nation and work as a sales associate for a day or two, sign autographs, donate my commissions (or hourly wage, whatever you folks do) to a charity. (I prefer Operation Smile, but we'll talk details later.) When the time comes that I'm notorious enough to do this, who should I contact to get the ball rolling? Thanks! Christie K. aka "FizGig."

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Yep, famous-ness is gonna treat me well. I can feel it. Too bad I won't be fat for very long. Gonna be able to afford for people to make me healthy "Zone" friendly meals all day.

You sure none of you want to touch me yet?

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